Enroll at the wacky College of Lifemanship where a senior host of great British comedians teach a completely uproarious course on how to come out tops in any social situation. Study with ALASTAIR SIM and learn his valuable hints on the art of comic One-upmanship. Follow his expert advice to victimised IAN CARMICHAEL about romance and you’ll be a top class pupil fully equipped to cope with life’s hilarious humiliations without really cheating.